| I ain't lost nothin! Twas a: Palistinian who done killed them Army soldier boys. And, twas a ugly boot-lipped, Yeminite Semite who brainwashed thar dumber than mud Palistinian tar do it. And, thar Chief Muslime, Obama, done let it all happen. Thar's gonna be hell to pay!!!!! |
| I dern't git no TV ware I'm: at. But, I git a good bit of Radio and don't y'all think that I dern't know what goes on out thar in Obama's Muslime Republic. I reckon thar's a good reason that Obama feller dern't never come to the Land of Dixie. |
| Bin Laden is long gone: dude |
| Bin Laden's jest a servant...: unto thar Devil. Devil, he ain't gone noware - jest changes his skin. |
| Give me my beret: Give me my rifle, i'M GOING TO KILL more reds than there are flowers in april and may |
| We are all: doomed |
| no, not at all: we are always on a trajectory upward... our scrotums sure to enlarge! |
| Cain't y'all ignore them tat: skins??? Y'all got thar same thang danglin 'tween yer legs - sound like a bunch of ma-hens cacklin over a man's ugly parts. |
| peace: it aint what ita crACKED UP to be |
| Invalid: token |
| Invalid: litter dept |
| Invalid: appliance |
| me poopa: is itchy and sore |
| Try scratching it with a: cob of corn |
| maybe it'll: get stuck? Should I cook it first? |
| 'Mornin, boys and girls...: Thar Lord asked me ta tell y'all that his Son ain't heard from non of you in a real long time. Thar's lots of wickedness all 'round here and you cain't git no help if all you ever do is keep look'n down yer Devil's stink hole. |