What matters: is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
thats what i tell them: but they still laugh at my 2" dick ­
Hey Punchinello: What's with the fat cat trap?
You who claim to be: the son of god, why not thee smite down the blasphemer who talks in your name?
and while you are at it: pull your tool its fucking grouse
It is the call: of a bell
tired sms: later
ok: how about now?
Smite me, oh Jesus-thing!: I'm still waiting!!!
he is smiting your: consciousness... yet you do not know
Don't worry none, boy...: yer gonna git smote alright. Gonna come a lot sooner to ya than you might ponder upon.
ive been smiting: my cock a mighty lot lately
Jesus was gay: Kiss kiss
Where is: the frik'n news?
waiting for you: to write it
basically feel like a cunt: for not feeling the pain i caused
 
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